<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8017473656012996209</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:12:39.698-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cheer-Up Book of Wounded Soldiers</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thecheer-upbook.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8017473656012996209/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thecheer-upbook.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dirty Swan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00838414380862101724</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C9C15nK-nag/SfE2x9SsOgI/AAAAAAAAACM/GKXDyyEe518/S220/Photo+3.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8017473656012996209.post-1946654840762675930</id><published>2007-08-26T20:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T08:19:52.592-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Come Around And Get Your Grins Out!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Are you a victim of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;Blind Optimism&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;? Consider, then ask yourself these questions:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Do you wake up feeling all's going well for the Allies?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Do you think the War will end within the next 12 months?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Or do you consider our leaders competent? President Wilson? Prime Minister George?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;If you answer &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;yes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; to any of these, you might be in the dreadful clutches of BLIND OPTIMISM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't be unprepared for tomorrow's newspaper! After dissolving all borders by our cowardice, we deserters harnessed a hopeless cheer, a laughter of artillery-sized trembling. Want to learn a thing or two? No visit to our caves is required! Spend the day with our CHEER-UP BOOK ($8 USD). Read the newest pick-me-ups, speculations, and ephemera – fresh from No Man's Land.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHEER-UP that lovely girl of yours – and give her a kiss for us, you salty dog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C9C15nK-nag/RtrfE522NII/AAAAAAAAAAc/XnWEtgR8Q_g/s1600-h/cheer+up2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C9C15nK-nag/RtrfE522NII/AAAAAAAAAAc/XnWEtgR8Q_g/s320/cheer+up2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105638402921215106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All returns from these CHEER-UP BOOKS will go to &lt;a href="http://www.st-dunstans.org.uk/"&gt;St. Dunstan's&lt;/a&gt;, a school established in 1915 to rehabilitate blinded soldiers. The purchase of two CHEER-UP BOOKS can equip a St. Dunstan's lad with a talking watch! 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